I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Dan walked into a jelly fish

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Racial Equality

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

can you touch your toes? no

wael.. nuff said

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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