billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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I'm Jewish

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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