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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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