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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A sober Amy Winehouse

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

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