- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

I'm Jewish

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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