- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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