Sex vagina. lol.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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