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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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