- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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