- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

bronson watt walks into a bar.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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