- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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