- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Your adopted.....

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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