- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

I shot a bitch.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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