- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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