- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Black people

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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