- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

An Asian man fails a math test

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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