Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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