Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Bacon is delcious.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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