- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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