Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

a person who will soon die of beeties

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Womens' sports

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

think twice or at least think

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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