what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Turkey Balls

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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