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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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