How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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this is not a drill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Obamacare

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