- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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