Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Obamacare

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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