What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Llamaworm

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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