- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Women's Rights.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

100 chefs walk into a bar

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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