Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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HEY!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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