Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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