- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

i like it in the mouth

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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