Mitt Romney

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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c-? men, C-men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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