Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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