- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Nickelback

What can fly? Lots of things

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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