- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Agent 47.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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