- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

So does Blake

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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