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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Error 37.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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a woman votes!

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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