- Anti Joke

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.