- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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