Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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I can count to potato.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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i just pooped that is all!

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Women's rights.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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