Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Logan's gay

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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