- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

a pornstar comes early to a party

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??