A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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How come grilled cheese?

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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