- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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