A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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