A woman leaves the kitchen.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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