whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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derp

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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squash squash who squash my ass

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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