- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Water? I hardly know her.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.