Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Logan's gay

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

no really what are ur names?

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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