- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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