Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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derp

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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squash squash who squash my ass

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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