What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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