- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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