- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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