- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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