- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cats are pussies

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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