You're tall.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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