Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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penis?

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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