- Anti Joke

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.