- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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