- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

book 'em danno

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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