what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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