Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

2 Penises

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

An Artic Storm.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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