- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

look under under where under under where. under the couch

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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