a black man walks out of popeyes

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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