- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

women's rights, lol

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Koalas mum is a slut

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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