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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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