What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Lets go Yankees

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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