- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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