3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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