Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Amazing

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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