Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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