Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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The EPA.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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