As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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I am a women

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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