- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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