why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Pain Olympics.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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