why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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