Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Knock knock What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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