every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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