What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why? Why Not?

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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