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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Your Mother

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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