- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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