How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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