- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Justin Beiber

womens rights

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Justin Bieber

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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