- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A blonde walked into a bar.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What's 9 + 10 19

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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