Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Black people

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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