Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Women's Rights

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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