- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

God wrote this joke.................................

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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