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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did Washington say to California? WC

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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