- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Mitt Romney

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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