There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Refrigerator

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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