- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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