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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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