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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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