A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Women's Rights

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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