- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Catholicism.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

You know what's cool? Yep.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Robin, get in the car!

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

what is the color of a burp burple

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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