- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Link ate ink to make him sink.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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