Robin, get in the car!

You know what's cool? Yep.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

what is the color of a burp burple

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Penis.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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