I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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sorry got to poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Fart

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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