- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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