- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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