What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what is the world worst joke? this one

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

thumb_up thumb_down -30

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

thumb_up thumb_down -32

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

thumb_up thumb_down -32

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

thumb_up thumb_down -32

so how about that irline food

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops