What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Women's Professional _________

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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